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Fri Apr 25, 2014, 10:22 AM

Some freaking jackass centipede decided that somewhere in the house would be a MUCHOS GRANDE place to have a nest and the only reason i know this is because

BECAUSE OF THIS comic image of me discovering baby centipedes like holy shitake mushrooms

So we bug bombed the shit out of the bedrooms and after the chemical warfare was waged the humans were declared victorious. But then the next morning...


I stabbed the shit out of that one using scissors and the bedrooms have been bombed again BUT SERIOUSLY WHY. WHHHHHYYY. I DO NOT ENJOY LIVING IN FEAR OF TINY ASS CENTIPEDES.

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Whitefoxtail Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh god. I'm laughing so hard I've lost the ability to even.
asdfjkl; good luck with the on going war *salutes*
Darqx Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I havent seen any in a while so i'm declaring VICTORY :iconsuperw00tplz:
lilmissjinx Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
At least they didn't get into your food! I've had maggots get into my cereal bags before :puke:
Darqx Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:noes: Oh lord dont even mention maggots in food that just brings up an old childhood trauma involving one and a starfruit XDD
Azael17 Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:noes: I am very glad all we have to deal with is ants! We've waged war for days, trying to scrub everything to make them just go away. But they keep finding crumbs and teeny drops of juice and OH MY GOD WHY DO THEY LIKE MAC AND CHEESE SO MUCH?!?! I finally resorted to violence and after three rounds of bleach water I switched to vinegar water with peppermint extract. I heard they hate it so they better be gone come morning. :stare: I wish you many fly swatters and whatever preys on centipedes unless those are worse.
Darqx Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ants are not so bad as centipedes...but they are equally annoying especially when somehow they get in what you thought were closed packages of food and shit like how :noes: If you dont have pets around you could try ant bait (the little dry sand looking type), its not as natural as the ways you've been using but it's pretty effective! We have to use it over here otherwise we'd just ben overrun during the wet season lol.

Oh we got the pest control guy to come and spray the house inside and out so humans 1 centipedes 0 :mwahaha:
Literally these things do not die with flyswatters you need to literally keep them in one place and spray the crap out of them with mortein and wait 20 minutes for them to die and beat the crap out of them or cut their heads off XD
Azael17 Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:nuu: such terrifying wiggly things! i've been able to keep our creepy-crawlies at bay using cinnamon. turns out, ants hate the stuff. though to be fair it may be because they breathe through their "skin" and getting it on them makes them suffocate. :( a terrible way to go. it looks like we're still going to have to resort to poisoning them.
T-Lorie Featured By Owner May 1, 2014
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's like my worst fear ever! I think you handled it a bit better than me! :)
Darqx Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You live here long enough and...:XD:
SourPussyCats Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
at least it's not spiders? ;vvv; .//hate the way spiders move, it's so scary ;;;;;w;;;;;;;;;;;;
are they all gone now?
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