Hedone Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and under the treeHedone Night Before Christmas by RyuuseiRosuto
Sat four young gentlemen, having a drink or three
Two of us were partners, (no, not in that way!)
Our job was to hunt bad guys by night and by day.
But it was on this night that we all got together
With plenty of booze to make the night better.
"I really like the decorations this year," Said I
"Lah, still dangerous and flammable." Said the Asian guy.
Zeke stood up tipsy and started to fall
He stumbled and laughed all down the hall.
We all laughed heartily at our friend's drunken stupor
His feet stomping ground like a rallied storm trooper
We fell over ourselves when he tripped on his own sweater
Knowing full well that we probably weren't much better
(Though D is different, so he doesn't count
The man can't get drunk, no matter the amount )
I decided to lie down and began to think
I think my tongue was loosened by drink
"I almost miss Izm." I heard myself say
Thinking of the previous Christmas days.
D merely nodded, without agitat