A text message i sent to my sister earlier in the day:
A gecko fell on my back so i picked it up and threw it outside. It then proceeded to run around in circles screaming. I felt sorry for it so i picked it up and put it near the shed. that was like 10 min ago and it still hasn't moved. it's alive. i can pet it. i put a shell on its head like a hat. i think there's something wrong with it.
(i checked back on it an hour later and it was gone so i'm assuming it either got eaten by something or went on its merry way)